The first rule...

The first rule of Bacon is:

• 1. No Cap spiking
• 1. 6+1 = 7, 5+2 = 7, 4+3 = 7, all of which = Biscuit. Not Michael, Mickey, Midget or What Are The Chances!
• 1. Bacon don't lose calls.
  

My mind's gone blank - what were the others?